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Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)

OTD is a condition in which people have several thoughts, feelings, ideas, or sensations (obsessions) kind of like those with OCD, and feel the need to tweet them. Persons with OTD religiously scroll down their twitter feed "favorite-ing"almost everything they see. They also tend to re-tweet and reply to almost everything on their feed, regardless of how much it relates to them. These people celebrate things such as their thousandth tweet or hundredth follower, and feel that those numbers equate to how great of a virtual presence they are on the 'internets'. These persons will use hash tags in their real-life conversations, log on/off Twitter several times throughout the day, and tweet about things that seem arbitrary and totally pointless to followers, but in their eyes significant and necessary.

Warning: When you follow a person with OTD their tweets make up 99.9% of your feed.

Note: You can still be awesome if you have OTD. It is not fatal. Your awesomeness shall live on.
"She's been on twitter for only five days and she's tweeted 6,777 times. I think she has Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

"Oh my god we should totally do that! Hashtag YOLO hahahahahaha!...Oh my god, that's the seventh time I did that today I think I have Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."
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A word one uses as an objection after getting caught jerking off
"I just walked in on Steve jackin' it in the bathroom!"

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Lil peep obsession

being obsessed with lil peep is a cute thing honey❤️the symptoms of your obsession are:stalking lil peep instagram,listen to lil peep 24/7, have your room full with lil peep pictures,dream about lil peep,and if you activate quickly if someone saying bad words about lil peep.❤️🐣
Your room is full with lil peep pictures.
Yes I know I have lil peep obsession.
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A good example of obsessed some of the people who posted under the definition of Hentai Seriously, just look at the stuff some of those good folks over there posted. I think that genre of porno has drawn in some of the most, well... "Devoted" of fans. Not that I mean to bash any viewers out there, but man, I've met some freaky Hentai fans in my high school days.
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Nerd:Sigh.... It's obsessed people like you that give us nerds an even worse rep than we already have. Stupid Baby-Rape porno...

Fan: Yer just jealous because you can't do what they can in the beautiful cartoons!

Nerd: If I wanted to turn into a living dildo, I'd make note of it. As for now, joining in anonymous group orgies is better than watching naked chained up toons in my opinion. speaking of which, I'm going to a friend's house. Don't get sperm all over my keyboard... Chao...
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