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A code for "jerking off" by british spies during the 1940s.

Semen is a very effective invisible ink. Like other invisible inks, semen is undetectable when it dries out, but it has one big advantage over its competitors it doesn't react to iodine vapor. Since iodine vapor was the main detection method for invisible ink during the war, writing code in semen meant that even if a message was intercepted, its secrets most likely wouldn't be revealed.

This technique was actually used in the field, where only one flaw was found: its distinctive smell. While fresh "ink" apparently didn't give off too malodorous a scent, one spy in Copenhagen stored his jam in jars, causing his letters to "stink to high heaven," and was told that a "fresh operation" was necessary for each communique.
Spy 1: We need to send a secret message to our allies

Spy 2: ..but we're all out of iodine

Spy 1: Just do a fresh operation
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Operation Lightning Thunder

the armies of Uganda, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and southern Sudan launched a joint military offensive against the Lord’s Resistance Army, or LRA.
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A joint military attack on the LRA to nullify their presence in Uganda, Sudan, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo; Operation Lightning Thunder.
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Operation Raskolnikov

A conspiracy theory that psychopathic children often get intentionally misdiagnosed as having Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) so that they are oppressed and manipulated and therefor aren't as big of a danger to society.
A: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME WHILE I'M CRYING?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

b: I don't know. I'm autistic?

(Operation Raskolnikov)
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operation beef insertion

going out to bars or clubs with the sole mission to have sex with someone
Its on gang, time for operation beef insertion.
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Operation Babarrossa

An operation by the nazi leader Adolf Hitler,The Operation is to attack Union of Soviet Socialist Republics until Moscow.
It failed because the russian winter is cold than any other country winter.
Jane:Operation Babarrossa Failed due the winter in Russia let the germans tank fuel failed to work,the winter cause a lot of tank fuel freezed,of course the german army freezed to death
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Sam and Jose got their donations blocked when Operation hat trick fuzzy button was engaged.
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