Always in a drunken stupor and characterized by a backwards, douchebaggy hat with a dip in and fake diamond earrings on; known to say solely sexual comments and insults often based on race and sexuality; slumped over, eyes droopy, and belligerent; asshat.
by mitchconners69 February 25, 2015

by tom leykis March 3, 2010

One of the most influential and technical guitar players of all time. Mark Morton is one of the two guitar players from the THRASH METAL band Lamb Of God. his rhthym and solo breaks are unparralelled in the metal scene. Argueably the best guitar player of all time standing next to Yngwie Malmsteen
by HRNDONE April 23, 2006

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.
Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.
Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.
by thendcomes June 12, 2012

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

by restinpiece August 29, 2020

A person with a large head and a small body. He has large round eyes and often resembles an alien. His body resembles that of a concentration camp survivor. Surprisingly, chicks(hot chicks at that) go bat shit crazy for him and many are on his tip daily.
by Mudda Fucka Das You August 2, 2011
