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meerkat nap

Fighting to stay awake during work or school and then nodding off, almost falling out of your chair or smacking your head on a desk and then waking up suddenly only to nod off again. The cycle usually repeats multiple times and is very funny to watch.
guy1: Did you take chem notes today?

guy2: Nope, I was too busy laughing at Tom.

guy1: What happened?

guy2: He was taking a meerkat nap and fell out of his chair.

guy1: That's what he gets for staying up playing Call of Duty.

guy2: And then he jumped up, sat down and fell back asleep.
by chris272 March 22, 2013
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towel nap

After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.
Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.
by Renaissance1 April 19, 2014
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burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.
Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!
by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014
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aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.
"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"
by EnniferJay August 16, 2014
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nap that shit

To end a conversation because you're simply correct and the other person is wrong.
Tiffany let kacee nap that shit because she knew she was wrong.
by kjoneZ December 25, 2014
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cush nap

When your so high that you fall asleep.
At the party Marty got so high and took a cush nap on the floor
by custoner September 28, 2015
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thanksgiving nap

When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day
Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap
by KingClown February 29, 2016
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