Muzz Bet

When you put on a bet that is so ridiculously small, it's almost not even worth putting on.

Person 1: Lads, I've stuck 45p on Aubameyang first goal scorer at 5/1
Person 2: Why have you only done 45p?
Person 1: I'm skint. I got steaming and spent £32 in McDonalds last night
Person 2: That's such a typical muzz bet

by bigfatcamel January 12, 2022

muzzlim

muzzlim is a pronounciaton of the world muslim by dumb idiots who cant tell the difference between s and z when it comes to any Islamic term

American: Oh youre from Iran? so ur a muzzlim?
Person: its Muslim
American: Oh ok, so your religion is Izzlam?

by comelittlechildren456 January 23, 2022

Muzzle Guzzler

When a guy cums in a condom, he flips it inside out and the girl sucks it clean

Damn, she’s one hell of a muzzle guzzler

by Asshat6152 December 18, 2021

muzza

the white coffee grinder you steal from kmart to chop up your buds

did u bring the muzza i cant be fucked chopping these buds

by penismonger4458 March 13, 2022

Muzzle

When someone talks too much, just muzzle the cunt

I really need some peace and quiet but Ashlynn keeps talking. *muzzle*

by Get1upya May 4, 2022

Mizzy

A slang word used to describe a man’s over the shoulder backpack or Fannie pack, a play on words for a man’s purse or a murse

Dang watkins knows how to rock that mizzy and it’s color coordinated

by Red alert 🚨 stage 5 clinger June 6, 2022

Müzeyyen

a Müzeyyen is a woman who leaves you. She doesn't care how much you love her, how much you care about her. If she want to leave, she leave. She doesn't ever get obsessed on anyone. If you get obsessed on her, she won't care.

You wake up from your beautiful sleep in a random morning and you find yourself abandoned. Müzeyyen has left you forever.

Müzeyyen is taken from a Turkish movie called "Fakat müzeyyen bu derin bir tutku"

You will be my Müzeyyen, right?
Shut up, i'll never leave you.

by oznonakillstreak July 5, 2022