Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!
I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Mr. Murphy

He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.
N one is as good as Mr. Murphy.
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Joseph Murphy

jospeh murphy is a wonderful young man, he is a great talk partner and has pretty eyes. usually wears some drippy garms and really looks good standing next to a joel.
my goodness, he's really rocked up like a joseph murphy
by captain bos November 22, 2021
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Lucas Murphy

A total badass with huge biceps and massive pp that you can see dangling out of his shorts
Person1: where’s Lucas Murphy

Person2: I think he’s beating his meat
Person1: oh that’s epic
by Pilkospilkie June 21, 2021
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Sylas Murphy

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives for motor cross. He finds all his tech from the Walmart dumpster, don’t even try playing a game on his computer because it’s practically a calculator.
(Sylas Murphy rides in on his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing ass jiggling)
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”
by SYLMAN September 27, 2022
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Sylas Murphy

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives on his motor cycle. Finds all his tech at the Walmart dumpster, don’t even bother asking him to play a computer game because he essentially has a calculator as a computer.
(Sylas murphy crashes into school with his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing and ass jiggling)
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”
by Bigboodylicouslicker88 September 27, 2022
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Mrs. Nellie Murphy

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.
Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.
by mungbean toast December 07, 2022
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