Montejo

A handsome attractive kind man who is always angry but never shows it.

Montejo is always angry

by kikibill March 20, 2025

Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025

Montenegrin

Definitions:
1. Balkan Mexicans (most common usage)
2. Lazy
3. Black People who live in Mountains

Randy: Is Nizic a montenegrin?
Jesse: Yeah jigaboo, but is he a montenegrin, a 'montenegrin', or a "montenegrin"?
Randy: Dunno

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Monterthony

The act of inserting 3 fingers into a man's (has to be above 6ft) asshole, spreading in a wide, triangular shape.

I slept with some guy yesterday, gave him a Monterthony before we fucked.

by galacticalgmd September 12, 2025

Montez

My first love. I did him so wrong and no amount of words or apologies would ever make up for how much I hurt him. I made so many excuses for why I did what I did, when overall I was hurting. I was going through a lot and I wasn’t happy with myself, so I took it out on him. Nothing was his fault and he didn’t deserve anything that I ever did to him. I truly loved him, and honestly still do to this day. He’s happy now with a family of his own, but sometimes I still want to tell him the truth about everything and what he deserves to know. I’m sorry for cheating, lying and manipulating you because I wasn’t happy with myself.

1: Hey, you still talk to Montez?
2: No. Montez was a good dude.

by I want to stay anonymous November 8, 2025

montkelle

The state of ethereal, distant beauty.

The night sky above the desert had a montkelle haze, untouchable and endless.

by Montkelle December 3, 2025

mackenzie montez

A cute and wonderful girl! She’s so hot but doesn’t know it. She’s sweet, nice, friendly. She has a big booty. She can always make your day when you are sad, by just her beautiful smile. If you ever meet her, don’t let her go, or you will regret it. She doesn’t let people hurt her or the people that are close to her. She’s been through a hard tragedy, but, it’s nothing that she can’t handle. She seems shy, but is really just a weirdo. She’ll be precious in your life. Don’t let her go.

Girl: Have you met Mackenzie Montez?
Girls2: Yeah, she is so sweet

by True True Babe/Bro/Girl October 12, 2017