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when a mole is present on the tip of the penis, also known as foreskin.
hope: i was giving brad head last night and dude..

louise: what?

hope: he had a fucking dick mole!

louise: ewww no way man, thats dirt.

big daddy fuck: whats wrong with a dick mole?

hope: it was smiling at me and there was a mooosive hair sticking out of his un-circed foreskin

louise: DUDE THATS WRONG
dick mole by vaginaminer January 31, 2009
Related Words

maggot mole troll 

a woman who is very despicably and who is also an absolute fucking bitch
guy 1: man that chicks so dog ugly, but she still thinks she's all that
guy 2: yeah, what a maggot mole troll
maggot mole troll by kb_ozzy1992 November 11, 2010

Whack-a-Mole

When you sit on a girl's face and punch her in the stomach so that her tongue is forced out and licks your butt hole.
In the movie, the Piano Teacher, Erika Kohut wrote a letter to Walter Klemmer asking for a whack-a-mole.
Whack-a-Mole by AllanKings October 3, 2010

gothic mole 

When a guy cums on a bitches face and she leaves it to dry.
Bill gave Sally a Gothic Mole After a good night at the movies.
gothic mole by Justin S May 13, 2005
Mrs Mckay's word for emo
"BEN if i hear you say e-mole one for time!!!!!!"
e-mole by emmoi N ashoi August 10, 2006

Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.
Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.