coal miner

The act of a man or women wearing nothing but goggles squatting down behind one's asshole. That one will then proceed to take a narly shit on the others face. Then the person with shit face will eat out the butt. I encourage all people with a feces fetish to try.

Man 1- "yo did you get in in last night?"
Man 2- "Nah dog but i did do a coal miner!"

by Thisisacoalminer February 10, 2015

Virginian Coal Miner

To be a virgin; To be pure of something. Or to be an actual virginian coal miner(which is most likely to be a virgin).

Man, that too good of a church boy peter is such a virginian coal miner.

That skeezy ho lorrie is not a virginian coal miner

Nathan Wayne Harris = Virginian Coal Miner

by PLN November 2, 2008

Mainer

Complex chemical compound formed by mixing toby, sts and a heaping tah. End result has been proved to be hazardous and could cause death by severe beating. If such reacttion occurs, call your local poison control center immediately.

"I wouldn't do that to a Mainer!"

by American Association of Poison Control Centers October 19, 2003

Chilean Miner

A sexual experience which finally happens after prolonged flirtation for months. The sex goes on for days. And in the process you "bore down" into each others souls and connect on the deepest most spiritual level.

Dude, it was intense. We had like this epic John/Yoko bed-in all weekend. It was like primal ,caveman, stuff-I-thought-I-could-only-discover-in-therapy-sex. It was a real Chilean Miner.

John and Mary had liked each other for a while but never acknowledged it. The whole office knew it. And then I guess one weeekend they had this Chilean Miner and they've been together ever since.

by justsitthereandstare October 16, 2010

mooner landing

the act of pulling your pants down and landing your butcheeks on ones face as if a flying saucer.When the other person is passed out....>:)

looolooooloooooloooooouuuuuoh no a mooner landing...

by espo1 December 15, 2009

Miner

Digg's the prison's for Child sex offenders. Drug Addict's. Lair. Whore's. Thieve's. Dirty Police. Murder's. That pray on innocent straight young men.

Miner was in the Utah State Prison. He is 40 years isn't a Virgin thinks his penis is big.

by fireboss1 February 7, 2017

Mooner

Graveyard shift lunch. Including meals such as Moonghetti, Moonwich, and Moon Louis.

Its 3 am and I'm starving, I'm going for Mooner.

by Lunarman July 4, 2011