mermasaurus rex

A mermasaurus rex is a mythical creature designed by 2 of the earth's most intelligent minds, Blake and Angela. It is half mermaid and half t-rex. the upper half is that of a beastly tyranosaurus rex and the lower half is a mermaid tail. The mermasaurus lives alone on remote islands around the world usually laying out in the sun, listening to boy George, doing the crossword puzzles in the New York times, chain smoking and swearing like a sailor. They can only be seen by those with an open mind or children. If you happen to be one of the lucky few who get to meet one you will likely receive a golden coin with an image of boy George on it from them. Be polite and don't act afraid or they will eat you in one bite.

The mermasaurus rex loves to sunbathe on the island.

by angeladustine77 August 22, 2019

memphis vanderberg

A loyal man who proceeds to do bad things, but they always turn outright

Memphis Vanderberg took me to dinner but didn't pay his bill.

by hey mr mr September 24, 2019

slippery mermaid

Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)

She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.

by Mack attack March 20, 2014

The Dirty Mermaid

A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.

We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.

by Mister first class March 11, 2018

Ms. Mermaids

sophisticated and talented young ladies who are able to complete complex dance routine and are financially driven to succeed!

Ayana Angel (porn actress ) Ms. mermaids

by Mr. Mermaids June 12, 2009

little mermaid

a woman whose pussy smells so bad the cats follow her.

i got a hookup with a little mermaid last night and now i have

to throw my mattress out!!!!!!!!

by driver_im8 June 13, 2009

Memphis

City with sucky schools, an awesome park (Shelby Farms), and crime. The only good part of memphis that is non ghetto is east memphis (part of it), and Germantown, Cordova, and then further away there's Bartlett and Collierville. Downtown Memphis, hmm what to say about that. Well, I hardly go there because it's far from east memphis obviously, and there are too many panhandlers/homeless people down there. The river is pretty to look at I guess. Mud Island is fun. The Orpheum is a great place to see some broadway :) The rest of downtown I think is mostly for people 21 and up because all I ever see down there is places to drink and people getting drunk.

People have lots of road rage here in my opinion. It's always the rednecks driving the big ole' trucks that get on my tails. Which won't make me go faster...but, anyway.

Memphis summers are soooooo hot because of the humidity. The rest of the year is kinda bi-polar. One day it will be freezing, the next it will be hot. It does snow here during the winter at least 1-3 days. :)

Overall Memphis is an ok city, but honestly there's not really that much to do. To me there isn't anyway. There aren't any mountains or big lakes or anything. and it kinda sucks having to always stay in east memphis/germantown because the rest of the city is too dangerous :P
Oh i forgot to mention the zoo is awesome! :)
and Memphis City Schools Superintendant (sp?) Kriner Kash is well....let's just say everybody including all the teachers hate him.

Let's go to Memphis and melt in the heat!

by Memphisgirl June 13, 2011