What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.
by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
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When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.
Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.
The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.
Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.
The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
by Jon Revelle April 3, 2008
Get the Service Merchandise mug.A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.
That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010
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Often used to express an undiscribable day or when you feel like someone has worked your nerves.
Annoyance Disappointment Indifference Anger
Often used to express an undiscribable day or when you feel like someone has worked your nerves.
Annoyance Disappointment Indifference Anger
Mergh! Are you serious we've been here for HOURS!
by AlwaysFedUp December 14, 2010
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“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
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Get the Merchina mug.Tina: Oh man, I really wanted to have kids with Jim, but I just found out he died in a freak construction accident.
Jill: It's fine, just run down to the morgue and grab a cup of his merghin before the coroner gets in.
Jill: It's fine, just run down to the morgue and grab a cup of his merghin before the coroner gets in.
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