Meeting with the investors

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.

Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.

by Nick Wang June 7, 2009

District Meeting

When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.

Sorry I can't make the interview tonight, me and my buddy have to attend a district meeting.

by Dr. W.D. Sporty December 21, 2009

Meetra

Unique name, for a unique person (female), name is normally associated with mixed race people therefore expect big hair, colored eyes, tanned skin etc.. personality wise thats expected with this name normally are things like being energetic, lively, hilarious and generally amazing people. 'loves life'

bum peng skin curly hair meetra

by fleebrown September 30, 2011

meetme

A veritable cesspool of losers, whiners, and wannabees. Want to meet backstabbers, and diamond hoes? Come load your credit card, win fake friends, and regret it the next day. Just call fraud. It's all fake anyway.

(I hate you) Wanna come to my meetme party (It totally blows)?

by ringmymagicbell February 22, 2023

squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

by Kalico February 19, 2008

morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

smoke and mirrors meeting

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!

the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!

by chris gum February 23, 2004