not the masters

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

Shot the mattress

Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.

I wanted to get to work on time, but I shot the mattress on that one.

by Propa-Gandhi July 4, 2017

the truth of the matter

A sentence filler to replace an unwanted pause to give one an extra moment to gather an answer to a question. It is used before stating a fact like ''in my opinion'' is used before stating an opinion.

Q: How did he win without the popular vote?

A: Well, the truth of the matter is... the winner is determined by which canidate has the most electoral votes.

by Garden11 December 30, 2017

Blue Lives Matter

One of the craziest counterfeit stories, fake news, copycat goods, knockoff version, and a straight replica of Black Lives Matter Movement. Blue Lives Matter flag with the modified USA flag is a clear symbol of disrespect and racism with a indirect statement that the BLM flag is a symbol of racism. Based on complaints from police organizations and its demonstration to promote a social movement for a bunch of nerdy narcs that wish they could be like the cool kids but cannot. Simply a way for the KKK to remain active for future years, while opposing the real issue at hand to continue to do whatever they want without any oversight. Extremists, (White, Brown, Yellow, & Black) one should automatically know that the display of the Blue Lives Matter flag is racist and/or white supremacist.

hey did you see on the news a cop and a black guy was in a standoff today. They both drew and pulled the trigger at the same time. Shot each other in the hearts. They both died instantly. Too bad. Anyways...….I don't care what happened the police are always right. "Blue Lives Matter"!

by joey jaw breakers FLA August 11, 2019

flip my mattress

to temporarily or permanently change one's sexual preference

ie: a straight girl says, "I'd definitely flip my mattress for her!"

by ToniG March 4, 2009

mattress sandwich

The act of taking a pillow and crawling between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lying on your back, positioning the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrusting your hips against the pillow. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!

"My wife walked in on me doing a mattress sandwich last night"

by Paul1535 June 20, 2008

The Masters School

A place to get hard Drugs and good eggs at breakfast.

"Lets go to the Masters School" Which, Translates to "Lets go eats some eggs"

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA January 20, 2022