Dirty Marion

When you indulge in masterbating your Great Dane.. your second Great Dane comes up behind you and slips you a bone of his own.

I was lent over entertaining Casper and Fido slipped me a Dirty Marion

by Spunkleton Spermaticus June 6, 2020

The Super Mario

Entering the female you do the sound of going down a Warp Tunnel. During the act you play the underground music and shortly before finish off you speed it up to double-time. Depending on climax or premature ejaculation you can play the finishing and death tune, respectively.

bloke.nr1: I gave my girlfriend the super mario
bloke.nr2: Huh?
bloke.nr1: You know like… DUHDUH, DuhDuh, duhduh

by KingNosehair December 1, 2011

Marion

The sweetest town on planet earth.
25 miles east of Asheville, NC. (That's about 30,000 paces for you pirates out there.)
If you still don't know where it is, get a map.

I <3 MARION!
You live in Marion? Dude, total sweetness!

by Zane T. Finley April 23, 2006

MarioGen

People born between 1983 - 1988, who grew up on Mario. A generation you can trust!

Sure we can trust him, he's part of mariogen!

by CheshireBlack May 3, 2014

Mario

An Italian plumber who was created by the Japanese, who looks Mexican, can jump like he is black, runs like a Nigerian, and collects coins like a Jew.

Mario is the greatest

by Char94oh January 23, 2017

Mario

A suave Hispanic man who you should beware of when at your local Dairy Queen. Mario has been known for stealing yo bitch in exchange for a cheesequake blizzard. It should also be noted that it is best not to be found alone in the liquor room when wearing yoga pants when Mario is working... tú sabes ;) You will know when Mario is around by the excessive yelling of "OOOOHCHALA MAMA" followed by loud barking and sexual innuendos. Please don't call HR on Mario... he means well.

That chico Mario is suave AF... I sure wish I had a liquor room.

by La Meche April 24, 2019

Mario Krat

Mario Krat is basically Beerio Kart, but with 24 beers instead. The rules are the same: Play Mario Kart with 2-4 (or more) people. Everybody has to drink 24 beers before finishing the race. But don't drink and drive, kids. Hands off the controller when drinking.

Yo Dirk, up for some Beerio Kart?
Miss me with that sober shit, I wanna get hammered playing Mario Krat

by Mikebrary May 8, 2019