Jack Martin

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.

Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.

by Doritokale November 8, 2017

Martin

an incredibly tall sexy guy who looks like johnny depp, but better. Has perfect curls and the sexiest accent that is superior to all accents. All girls want him, but only the one model-like/albino/aphrodite-decendent girl can have him. He is cutest when tickled. He also has the super power to indulge in such amounts of food and have it never phase him, like a black whole or an endless pit. :

"if only i could have a martin, but i know thats impossable"

by floydinkentuky February 7, 2010

Martin O'Malley

The idiotic mayor of Baltimore.

Doesnt give a crap about the city.

Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.

Loved by The Baltimore Sun

Martin O'Malley is a pompous ass mayor. He should not be reelected ever again.

by bryan November 4, 2004

Martin V

he sucks at everything

Jordan Cyphert is such a Martin V

by Awesometasticnumber1 December 10, 2010

herr martin

the swankiest german teacher you'll get
he never actually checks homework and his sidekick jack is hot af
can jack be in my grade plz

fuck man i hatin'te herr martin
WELL FUCK YOU DONT YOU DISRESPECT LIKE THAT

by TelepatheticLoser March 12, 2017

Martina

martina is a nice girl but can get rude at points too😂 she’s very short brown hair brown eyes very shy but can be outgoing. ruins relationships (S+A=💔) But SHE did it for a good reason. she’s amazing. gets okay grades. very kool. she cares. she cares a lot about ur emotions and feelings. she’s trustable.

who’s martina?

she’s a cute girl

by youroneandonly:) March 2, 2020

Martian rock

This is the "strongest" marijuana you can get. It is 98.2% THC. The bud starts out dipped in hash oil, then dusted with kief then rolled in CBD extract, coated in THC crystals, doused in CO2 oil, smothered in bud butter, sprinkled with green crack , dash of dank dust and given a bath in weed jello.

Amber smoked those Martian Rocks and forgot how to walk afterwords.

by Spunkirocko July 11, 2017