maple syrup

the weird sticky stuff in Canada that makes your mom cry like when your dad left

pass me that maple syrup

i am in need of that maple syrup because i found out im adopted
-Theo's brother

by your moms boyfriends sidechick March 4, 2022

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner

I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey

by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016

Maple cream pie

When you cream pie in a girl while using maple syrup as lube

Girl I’m going to maple cream pie in you tonight

by anonymous April 27, 2025

Maple

One the sweetest man there exists, he’s sweet and caring and you can always trust him and he’ll always be there

Maple is the best brother you can have

by Alxoss February 24, 2022

Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 3, 2024

Maple Marvel

A delicious beverage consumed in steamy nights making syrup in a sugar shack. Best served with tall tales told by wise ol’ sap men. A term originally coined by a local author and university professor on the East Coast of Canada. After his first sip he exclaimed “This is a Maple Marvel!” The ingredients to the maple marvel are known by those who have made and drank them. One would say a marvel is much like a women’s breasts, one is too few; three too many.

Doug why don’t we head down to the sugar shack and mix ourselves up a maple marvel.

by PictouKid922 June 3, 2019