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lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.
Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
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property manager

The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.
"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."
by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022
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booking manager

Someone who manages a team of DJs and Producers. Someone who works on the business side in the electrinic music industry and is responsible for booking the talent for nightclubs.
"If you want to book a DJ for this night you will have to call the booking manager"
by Chelsea Carrington October 27, 2005
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Managing Director

Covert slang for Ecstasy. From "MD", short for MDMA.
Gary always has a good time when he brings his Managing Director to the festival.
by CageFightingBlogger July 1, 2014
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grown manage kids

1.Kids that talk back to or don’t listen to an adult.

2.Kids who think they are adults but not.
3.Disrespectful child.
4.kid who verbally go back and forth with an adult.
Adult: I thought I told you to wash the dishes
Kid: I didn’t feel like washing dishes I’m tired.
Adult: You a grown manage kids. I could’ve never say that to my mom when I was your age.
by Brianakilk January 20, 2022
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Senior manager dance

The happy dance or other physical expression of joy someone does when they know they're going to get a promotion. Could involve wiggling on the spot or fist-pumping.
Don't go doing the senior manager dance yet, you don't even know if you'll get the promotion.
by @pineapplethief November 18, 2016
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