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Coochie Magnet

Noun: a person who gets lot of woman or Bs. Usually from the Construction Dynasty

Verb: the act of your Coochie being attracted to a Magnet
Example 1:

Oh my god. Manzo Construction is such a Coochie Magnet

Example 2:
My Coochie is being magnified. This is the best Coochie Magnet ever
by Abul_From_Iseral November 18, 2020
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Manlet

Example #1: Joe Rogan is the most famous real life manlet in the world coming in at a whopping 5 feet 7 inches! The most famous fictional manlet is George Constanza from Seinfeld.

Example #2: Two contestants on Fear Factor said in Stuff Magazine, "You know, I always thought that Joe looked great on TV. When I saw him in person, the only thing I could say was that he was a lot shorter than I had imagined.... He is so short. I'm 5'10" and I towered over him".
by Alt-Right Dudes Are Closet Que September 29, 2020
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Whore Magnet

This is the definition of a very elderly wealthy man who is very close to death and is an easy target for a "money slut" or any other female who is only concerned with his finances. These old fellows are not embarresed by the obvious fact that their new partner is a whore and is wishing him dead so she can get his money. He is infact just happy to have some sexual contact in his twilight years.
Maria: It's a shame Albert is getting used by that little tramp Tracey, she is 29 and he is 80, do you think he knows that she is only interested in his money?
Sally: Of Course he does!! But when he is sucking her tits like a new born baby, I doubt he really cares. Good luck to him, he will be dead soon so let him enjoy what he has left!
Maria: Yeah, you are right, but that old "whore magnet" should have a little more respect for his wife. She told me she can't sleep at night with all the screaming coming from Tracey and Albert.
Sally: Maybe she should move into the room next door?
by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006
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Mapleton

A hick town out in the middle of fucking no where! you drive down the road and you see more corn then you de people...
We went to this little hicktown called mapleton.
by Billy CornyPants March 2, 2009
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Rape Magnet

1) A person who's so out of touch with reality that the only cure for them is a hard raping.

2) Someone who drives you so crazy that you want to rape them (or watch them get raped) just to get them to STFU.

3) See Sarah Palin, a person who deserves to be raped.
The Tea Party is going to be in town, and the rape magnet will be giving a speech as well.
by Nunuv Yabizness October 21, 2010
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7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.
We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!
by Jerzley July 30, 2006
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idiot magnet

My blonde hair, blue eyes and banging body always ends up attracting idiots.
Time to wear a hoodie, I just need to cover my idiot magnet!
by NAL December 1, 2013
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