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"Just Monika"
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by Bon Wattersen May 9, 2018
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monke

monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.

Reject humanity, return to monke.
Person 1: monke?

Person 2: monke.

Person 3: monke good.
by ill0gical March 25, 2021
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Monster in-law

Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.

If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.

The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.
HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.
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sucks monkey fucks

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.
AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.
by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010
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stream monsters

The audience of live fighting game video streams, who inhabit its chatrooms and supply irreverent commentary.
Such a clutch win by Combofiend! The stream monsters are going absolutely wild!
by SJCrew October 1, 2011
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Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.
Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012
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Monidera

He got Chinese broccoli, when he wanted Canadian broccoli, so he pull a Monidera to get what he wanted.
by Tootall1990 February 4, 2010
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