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modern e-girl

Often seen with her hair in a wolfcut or curtain bangs, often dyed, her eyes green or blue, she wears nose rings, blush and lipgloss and wears the best tops and pants from cyber and Y2K stores, often with skull and other prints. She is always on TikTok. She has a skinny but healthy body. All the guys go crazy for her.

She loves Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, Kanye West, Yeat and Kendrick Lamar. You’ll often see her out shopping, she loves platform boots and heels from trendy stores.

You can achieve this look simply by wearing a good blush and a nose ring, get a wolfcut or curtain bangs. Wear trendy outfits and platform shoes, and don’t forget to get yourself a e-boy boyfriend.
Jake: Woah is that Maya with freckles and a nose ring in platform boots?

Nate: Oh yeah she’s a modern e-girl now it’s hot.
by that one e-boy April 20, 2023
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Modern runt

modern runt(n). a person or group showing extreme, needy behaviours like hyper-victimisation, identity fluidity, restrictive diets, chronic activism, or tech detachment, which cut fitness (physical, mental, reproductive) as evolutionary population checks. Mirroring species' runts self-limiting weak genes for strength. Amplified by tech and PC agendas, risking artificial sustainment, unrest, and societal misalignment.
the modern runt thrives by demanding endless accommodations
by whomanity October 9, 2025
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Modern warfare 2

the most insufferable game ever where you get called slurs for being a female and fangirls that don't even play the game. I fucking hate mw2 but it was better than the mw3 campaign where i wasted more than 20 dollars to play a shitty game.
someone : oh my fucking god i just got called a slur in cod : modern warfare 2 for being female
someone else : ok
by shoegazing December 16, 2023
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modern historian

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."
by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017
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Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences
Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.
Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.
by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010
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Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.
"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"
by Penhold July 27, 2017
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