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Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
by rojodojo August 19, 2014
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minute man

A guy who cannot hold his load therefore not being able to please his woman. Aka mary's boyfriend
whoa that sucks you're going out with a minute man!
by m April 20, 2005
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minute-zenomen

zenophobic minutemen;a member of a zenophobic group
those dudes gaurding the border are minute-zenomen
by reverend-triggafinga October 21, 2008
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minuhtes

a famous editor on tiktok and twitter who deserves the world <3
person 1: omg did you see minuhtes new edit ?
person 2: YES it was so cool
by reygnfgrey October 20, 2021
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Tainer Minute

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.
-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."
by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009
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Ten-minute club

A ten-minute club is an inside joke or activity; the "club" part does not refer to the people included in the inside joke.
Immature and easily excited children will usually start one of these. For example, say you and a few of your neighbors decide to sneak up on your parents. You all "are in this together", and come up with secret signals and codes. The youngest neighbor becomes excited, from the being with older kids and being included, so starts a "ten-minute club". These younger children will usually bring it up later, long after when it was fun or up-to-date. Note: Also called "five-minute clubs"
"Why do you have to start a ten-minute club, Anna? Just be mature and let it go when it's over."
by hatesclubs November 21, 2009
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Morning Minute

Minutes that actually last 30 secs. Especially when you are running late in the morning.
(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"
by quizwhiz April 6, 2010
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