Milda

Extremely hot Lithuanian girl from the city of Panevėžys.

Hey, isn't it that hot girl from Lithuania? Yeah, it is Milda.

by asian motherfucker November 10, 2010

MILF

Muffler Id Like (To) Fuck

Holy shit thay Car is Nice It Has A MILF

by MILF LOVER July 5, 2006

Milf Juice

The combination of pussy juice and ass pheremones that accumlate in the ripe undergarments of Betsy's cooch.

After a long day of spelunking, Betsy's L.L. bean khacki's were dripping with milf juice.

by kesslers united July 30, 2008

MILF Dud

The husband of a MILF who cannot sexually fulfill their hot wife and is completely oblivious about it

See Steve Letourneau

Jacob is such a MILF dud because works long hours everyday while his wife sleeps with the pool boy.

by Ere June 2, 2007

milfa

M.I.L.F.A = Mom I'd like to fuck anally

Person1- Damn that Mom is so fuckin sexy with that candy apple ass... Mmmm she's definitely a milfa. Person2-Hell yh she makes me horny.......

by Bl0wm33 August 26, 2008

Belmont Milds

A popular Canadian brand of cigarettes. Manufacturing of Belmont Milds is scheduled for termination by 30 April 2007, at the latest, due to new Canadian federal tobacco regulations concerning the use of the terms "mild" and "light" on tobacco packaging. Since Belmont Milds are one of the highest-quality cigarettes currently manufactured in Canada, their discontinuation is yet another example of the anti-smoking Nazis in Ottawa failing to address REAL public concerns, instead conceding to the will of uptight, over-the-hill baby boomers who want to make sure the air still smells nice long after their olfactory organs have ceased to function.

"Did you hear, Belmont Milds are being discontinued."

"Yeah, maybe if we set fire to some baby boomers in the streets the government will change its mind."

by nadnosnibor December 11, 2008

MIDF

MIDF is an acronym for Muslim Internet Defense Force. It is generally used to describe people who support Muslims instead of Jews and are trying to promote pro-Muslim views. Is commonly used in places such as 4chan on posts and threads involving topics related to Islam, Muslims, Israel and Jews. MIDF is the spinoff of the original meme, "JIDF" (Jewish Internet Defense Force)

"Why don't you support Israel?"

"I just don't think we should support Israel because it is causing tensions and political unrest in the Middle East."

"MIDF detected."

by Lulz guy October 24, 2012