MILFitia [milf-ish-a]

A small group of extremely attractive middle age women who fight the battle against staying loyal to their husbands through having as many sexual encounters with others as possible. These "others" are also known as "POS", or Prisoners of Sex. They are forced (willingly) to fuck the shit out of each member of the MILFitia. The members of a MILFitia often are seen at beaches with their children, in the frozen food section at a shopping center without the restriction of a bra, and at the local soccer games cheering their kids on every thursday night in their short shorts and tight tank top. Their seductive tactics help to avoid the use of weapons. They prefer to use the power of sex to fight their battles.

MILFitia milf-ish-a.........Take a look around. No need for an example, follow the definition and you'll see examples EVERYWHERE.

by warheadzz July 30, 2010

soon-to-be-milf

1. One who is not yet a milf.
2. A milf who has yet to have children.

I love Milfs, GMilfs and Soon-to-be-milfs

by alexakis December 25, 2007

[milf-t]

Milf-t..

Mum I'd like to fuck, twice.

When a milf goes beyond hot ;D

Oh my god Toby's mum is such a milf!

I want her so bad..

She's got to be a milf-t, once just isn't enough.

by Dreadcock :) January 4, 2009

milf mill

an area where attractive moms often congregate.

"dude have you been to that new save on foods? its a total milf mill!"

by cutmeaslice October 13, 2009

MILFiltrate

Verb

MILFiltrated, MILFiltrating, MILFiltrates

To gain entrance gradually or by stealthy means into the mind/body of a MILF

Noun

MILFiltrator

One the MILFiltrates

I followed her down the cereal isle, before she could reach for a box I began to MILFiltrate. I got her number and gained complete access.

by Mandalorian Assasin December 28, 2011

MILF Rock

"Mom-I'd-Like-to-Fuck" rock-and-roll/rock.

"Is Bon Jovi still making albums? Fucking milf rock bullshit."

by zombieskin January 1, 2012

Milf love

The act of getting oral whilst the mother is breast feeding her child.
while the baby is getting fed the mother would also orally please you giving everyone a win win. If ya know. she's into that kinda stuff.

"oh dude I totally got some Milf love last night."
"That's some serious love right there man!"

by Milfymilf April 13, 2013