Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

Mid-Mod

mid-mod, or middle class moderate is a NIMBY "who agrees with the idea of economic equality, but cannot agree with the required methods of direct action, who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's financial freedom."

the Hobo’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the elite or the 1%, but the mid-mod , who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice…”

by Angry Hobo November 16, 2019

Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin are you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

Zeezie Mid

Up and coming rapper. Surprised everyone with how good Voldemort is. The best rapper at MHS followed by Yung Dranq. Voldemort was heat excited to see what’s next!

Girl: “Who is that super talented rapper with an eight inch dick”
Boy: That’s my idol Zeezie Mid

by TheTruth25 April 2, 2019

Mids Peddler

Someone who does or sells mids.

That kid Justin’s a mids peddler.

by Stankycorn April 3, 2019

mid shiter

The Mid night to 4:00 am watch in the US Navy.

Joe is going to on watch tonight. He will be standing the Mid Shiter.

by Ldmnc01 April 4, 2019

Mids

Middle fielder goal in foosball. No points are awarded for mids.

That was mids, score is still 1 / 3

by Human,yo September 18, 2019