jippy lube

The spittle lubricant used in lacklustre hand-jobs performed, for pecuniary advantage, by a member of the Roma nation.

Try as one might, the smell of jippy lube is not easily washed off one's John Thomas.

by BRAMBOR_V_PRDELI January 11, 2014

BOOGER LUBER

1. covering your dick in nasal mucus and shoving it in a person's(preferably a sluts or a lesbian(s) ) anus, vagina or mouth. then after the bang bang occurs. the penetrator(he(or she)who penetrates) sucks out the mixture of, snot and(depending on what hole they plug)semen, feces, urine, female ejaculate, saliva with whatever he can use( straw, lips, one of those ear wax removers that uses suction, silly straw. etc.), gargles with it, then spits in in their lovers face as a final disgusting finish. Usually used when performer has cold or flu, and no lubricant

Slut - Oh, please do me Adam, i want you're sizzling cinnamon stick inside my honeypot, please fill me up
Sick lover- i can't I'm sick with the cold, besides I have no lubricant to massage your sweet pea into orgasmic bliss
slut- Just cough some phlegm into your hands, slap it on your hairy hard throbber, slide it up my whisker biscuit when your done and slowly start up until you reach the speed of a train. Then when your done, suck it up with a silly straw, then swish it between your teeth then spit on my big heavy chest
sick lover-Fuck yeah! But what is it called?
slut- a booger luber
sick lover- fuck yes

by cockslap#1bitches December 17, 2014

doodoo lube

A man's booty residue and lube mixed together while his hole is stroked.

Homies booty was nice and musty and made that doodoo lube

by OriginalFreakyTop November 26, 2017

Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.

Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.

by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009

to extend your lebensraum

(even if the word lebensraum was, and is, offensive in the historical context of Nazi Germany, it is not in this case):

a phrase meaning: pick up your garbage/trash/shit after yourself and throw it away.

mother, entering her son's room (shouting): Daniel, how dare you keep all this trash on your table. Haven't I taught you better? I refuse to let you downstairs for dinner until and unless you are going to extend your lebensraum with regards to this table. got that?

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> son: yes. And i am sorry, i don't know what lebensraum means in German.

by Sexydimma May 10, 2014

God's lube

When your getting fucked anally without lube and the blood starts to run. Aka God's lube

I love anal but only with God's lube.

by Gatorprimus6969 August 14, 2022

Lebenese between ya knee's

to have sex with a lebenese person. Such as dubba.

"Ey, dubba wants a bitta lebenese between ya knee's, go's alrite ey"

by geoffro_r7 March 23, 2009