lobsters

when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.

"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"

by Jayo August 15, 2004

Looks like it's going to rain

A perfect phrase for initiating small talk; can also be used when a conversation goes awry;can use this phrase even when the weather looks perfectly fine

Stranger (ordering food): Can I get a hotdog with ketchup only?

Food stand guy prepares the food.

Stranger (waiting for the food): Looks like it's going to rain.

Food stand guy: Yeah! Weather is not looking too nice!

Stranger: So where are you from?

by jrwstore June 24, 2011

lobster trap

The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.

"I just lobster trapped that fine specimen. Boyyahh!!"

by solely known as Tron June 27, 2006

lobster

To describe a chik that has a mad body, but a bad face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"

Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN

The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.

Daniel: Man, that chik has a nice ass...
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!

by Michael Dig September 25, 2006

lobster

An encredibly sexy animal that is always up for something kinky ;}

Look, there's a lobster! God they make me horny!

by Mooshe September 30, 2005

looksonality

Combination of looks and personality. used to describe a girl who has both good looks and personality

matt: dammmnnn!! she is fine!!
allen: but she is a beeyyaach!!! now that chick rite der she got looksonality.

by Allen Scott December 17, 2007

lobster dick

A possible side effect of excessive Western Grips.

Due to my addiction to western grips, I now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster dick.

by el faggo May 22, 2009