London

London is a big shopping mall, invaded by French people when they are on holidays.

Let's go to London today! I'm gonna buy this A&F shirt I've seen on this guy walking in ze shamzelizey.

by Haggis2011 January 1, 2012

logon

Almost the same as login -- means entering a system
with own username and password, or the state of being logged on itself.
Logon screen -- a screen which displays logon options,
found for example in Windows operating system.
Logonui.exe -- an executable in Windows system32 dir, which defines the look and feel of the logon screen.

Hacker: see at my new 1337 customized logon screen!
Other dude: woooooooooow, but I got longer penis than u...

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... February 18, 2008

Tamil Gangstas in London

these gangs are mainly in london from the 20's after seeing the toronto tamils battling each other, trust me if u want beef they ill give u beef. they sed to be like a killer they kill anyone if u cross their line or tinking u are hard. ill give u names of some bi tamil gangs in london

DMX used to be known as Wembley Boyz but changed to DMX has about more than 20 members strong

Alperton Tamils

Ilford Boys

Harrow Tamils

Luton Tamil aka 4 boy crew

East Ham Gang has about 30 members

Ari Ala Gang

Tamil Tigers

Jaffna Boys

T-side aka Tamil Side

Croydon Tamils . a normal street gang

Tamil Snake Gang

Milton Keynes Tamils a local street gang about 8 members

Coventry has some tamil gang but unknown

Tamil Gangstas in London

by Tamil boy February 10, 2009

London Bridge

a woman having the urge to wanna pull down her panties for a hot guy, so many crazy meanings to the word that sickos have overlooked the fact that in the video, Fergie's is standing on the table and her panties show the British flag. the video shot really gives a pretty obvious hint if you think about her British panties, the man she seduces in the video, and the lyrics. it connects.

These crazy pseudo-porno definitions of Fergie's new slang would make Fergie's London Bridge stay up and relocate elsewhere.

by Mr. Bob Vious September 7, 2006

London

Put simply, London is the United Kingdom in its entirety. London spreads itself throughout the island like butter across a hot crumpet. London folk are all neighbours with Her Majesty the Queen and often share afternoon tea with her. Linguists believe this is the cause of the phenomenon where all Londoners speak exactly like the aforementioned queen.

Random Englishmen: I am from the north of England.
Random Americanmen: Oh? My friend Julie lives in London, do you know her?
Random Englishmen: Why yes I believe I do, I’ll be sure to tell her we met.
Random Americanmen: Thank you, safe travel back to London!

by Sardonic She July 12, 2008

new london ohio

New London Ohio is where you will find the biggest population of druggies. Also along with the largest population of teen mothers who can't keep their legs close. New London is one of the worst towns to live in and don't ever live here. People will start stuff and never go through with it and there's nothing but losers here

I was in new London Ohio and I drank the water and got pregnant.

by Whyyou August 30, 2016

london, ontario

The shittiest shithole in Ontario
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?

london, ontario? I'd only go there to go to Western or the bars. Hopefully I won't get shot.

by sarahsam January 30, 2007