Loner Boner

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 6, 2005

Langer

Someone who owns a Japanese car.

The langer in the Glanza

by chaballs January 14, 2009

Let it Linger

To fart; to pass gas. Typically used to describe a silent deployment amongst a group of innocent bystanders.

Taken from the sadly popular song by the Cranberries, Linger.

"Dude! Did you let one linger?"

"Look out guys... I let one linger over there..."

by Jonathan Granick June 24, 2005

Loncer

This word first originated from Peckham but, has spread through to the London area. When someone is jealous of someone else, they are loncing them, thus being a loncer.

Kelly: I hate Kim, she's so pretty.

Beth: Kelly is a Loncer.

Sarah: How is she?

Beth: She's loncing Kim

by Wifey Tremorz January 29, 2009

Pippi Longcrotching

Derived from the Swedish fictional children's character, an affliction that can occur in men at any when they have a difficult time wearing slacks off-the-shelf. While fitting these pant sizes, they find that a given waist size is too small, and subsequently move up to the next waist size, only to find that the length of the crotch approaches the mid-thigh length, or beyond. The trouser gives the appearance of an untailored look, and reveals an overly long front panel and extended crotch.

Lee: "Dude, new slacks"?

Tom: "Yeah"

Lee: "Wow man, did you get those off the shelf? They don't fit! You're sporting the Pippi Longcrotching look."

Tom: "I know.... What you looking at anyway?"

Lee: "Hard not to notice, bro, sorry."

by ab5sr March 2, 2010

Finger Linger

v: to finger linger; when a girl continues to masturbate well after achieving desired goal, just cause she's bored/wrongly thinks she'll climax again

(Girl thinking to herself) "man if only i didn't finger linger last night it wouldn't burn down there...crap i'm doing it again aren't i?"

by itsakadoozey January 25, 2010

Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

by Bold_country May 20, 2014