Lemon Pepper Wet

When you fart but a spritz of lemon juice comes out

Bro.... I was tryna silently let one slip but I made a Lemon Pepper Wet

by Fastskull August 1, 2020

Lemon Technique

lemon technique
A sexual act which involves a split lemon with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the lemon up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the lemon technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by Hi pedestr July 5, 2021

lemon snowcone

when you pee in the snow
take a cone shaped piece of paper
scoop up yellowfied snow
offer to friend as a tasty lemon snowcone

you know josh?
i totaly gave that dude a lemon snowcone...what a fag
(mind you, both in situation are notoriously flaming)

by semenator January 18, 2006

lemon merengue pie

The act of cleansing the semen from a person's face with a stream of urine whilst simultaneously striking them in the cheek with a frozen pie shell. Invented by the great Eric Egle during a pilgrimage to Ibiza, Spain.

I gave my girlfriend a lemon merengue pie for her birthday and she loved it.

by joe999888 February 10, 2007

lemon party

Closly related to the infamous "tubgirl" site. If one goes to www.lemonparty.org, you will withness a old-man threesome. One sucking dick and the other two making out. Possibly the most horrifing thing one man can ever witness.

Theirs this amazing porn site, lemonparty.org

by Pudges November 25, 2004

Lemon Squeezer

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

lemon test

To test a woman you just met for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide a freshly cut lemon wedge across her coochie. If she screams, she has some funk.

She kicked me out of bed when I slipped her the lemon test.

by etymxris March 31, 2005