q-laid

Drinks at a gay bar (Queers are taking the word Queer back!)

Let's go downtown and have some Q-laid and dance!

by Spokie June 24, 2015

Alabama Landslide

When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.

Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide

by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018

A-Lands

A group of people who have the most tragic backstories and the least braincells. The primate exhibits at the zoo.

"Hello everybody. This is my first time in A-Lands!"
"How's your mom after I banged her? I don't have time to call her back since I'm banging your father. "

by TheGuy212222 April 30, 2021

Laid Off

Getting "Laid Off" is similar to getting Laid,

only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.

"In part due to the occupational sodomy scheduled the following week to be inflicted upon the backbone of the company (otherwise known as the workforce); Dick and Jane threw caution to the wind and performed rectal fornication on the center of the President's Desk, thereby getting laid immediately prior to getting 'laid off', moreover; achieving the added bonus of spewing onto the company's errant balance sheet a copious amount of chocolatey chocolate chip cocksnot out of the shitty end of the fuckstick of Dick".

by jon_public November 10, 2009

Landsharking

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.

Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!

by neil thomas April 21, 2007

landslide

When a woman on her period bleeds, shits, and pees, all at the same time. Hopefully all in a toilet.

Jessica: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Gabby: "Oh man, I just had a massive landslide go down."

by blackchurry December 6, 2010

German Landslide

When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.

My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...

by Dickticklee January 2, 2009