dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

gives more love than the soup kitchen

when a female/male fucks many guys/girls in a short amount of time

"Ole Bodashia over there gives more love than the soup kitchen, man."

by ReZzWrEcKaGe September 6, 2016

Soup kitchen

An orgy which occurs when several young inbreds engage in anal sex in a white Lexus

Awwwww shit dirty inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my Lexus

by William Anderson December 6, 2022

i didn't know you had a kitchen

something white people say to Islanders and Africans cause apparently they dont have kitchens.
usually used in very rasist context

i didn't know you had a kitchen

white person "i didnt know you had a kitchen cause your so poor and black"

black person...

by yahoodhomie January 23, 2022

kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011

dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen

What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.

Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?

by Dirtypoker September 8, 2021