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Jenks

a pseudonym for

1. A friend/roommate that gets excessively drunk and needs to be carried home, starts trying to hit you, or some other form of nonsense causing him/her to be dealt with.

2. Someone who plays tiny annoying pranks for attention. i.e. placing pennies on the tops of doors so they fall on you when you walk through.

The name can also evolve with severity from least annoying to most (Jenks, Jenkins, Jenxxxs)
"Jenks! Wake the fuck up! You are passed out in the middle of a party!"

"Stop throwing fucking pennies at me Jenks."
by Bigsir 44 April 11, 2010
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Janus

Someone who is two-faced. A real piece of shit who will benifit off others then throw everyone else under the bus.

Someone who tells you they are trying to benifit you while actively screwing you over.
Wow, Mark really pulled some janus shit by donating sand to the children's park and then putting broken glass in it .
by Brosiph July 22, 2018
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Jenson

If your a jenson,
I’m sorry
A Jenson is a massive loser who is completely manipulative and oblivious to pretty much anything around them. They are determined to be an “‘ard lad”. A Jenson is a nice guy until they do a sport like boxing because then they will become a massive tool and think there better then anyone else.
Guy1 - hey who’s that guy over there
Guy2 - oh that’s Jenson

Guy2 - what a loser
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JebusCrife

Jebus is a one armed mod at www.GATCity.com. He is a funny fellow with the colours of the British Empire.
JebusCrife is makeing the GAT RPG.
by Jimmithy May 31, 2004
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Jensoo

tragic. sad. broken. angst. not a happy ending. crying. heartbreak
your relationship will be like one of the jensoo fanfics
by hidlawkahitsandali October 13, 2020
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jens lehmann

a poor substitute for david "oops i did it again" Seaman, a wanker who looks a lil like the wally David Hasselhoff, from Baywatch...
"oh they didnt want him in borrusia soo they shipped him to Highbury"

"ive never heard of him, mayb cuz he starts behind OLIVER KAHN!!! hahaha and ... well the deutsch dont like him either"
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