That dude from american pie. who put his dick in a mother fucking pie. an ordianry man untill he fucked a pie
Clerk: is there anything else i can help you today with sir?
Jason Biggs: nah thanks but i have a quesion in relation to my purchase of this pie.
Clerk: Yes?
Jason Biggs: how long do i micro-wave this shit for untill its the perfect tempreture to have sex with?
Clerk: ..... Get the fuck outa my shop before i stab you
Jason Biggs: nah thanks but i have a quesion in relation to my purchase of this pie.
Clerk: Yes?
Jason Biggs: how long do i micro-wave this shit for untill its the perfect tempreture to have sex with?
Clerk: ..... Get the fuck outa my shop before i stab you
by suprafromhell January 11, 2010
The hockey mask wearing, machete wielding killer in the Friday the 13th movies.
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A little bit of history:
It was thought that Jason Voorhees had drowned in Crystal Lake when he was 11 years old, because the coucelers weren't paying attention.
A year after that on Friday the 13th two councilers were murdered
The camp got closed but was reopened after a couple of years (On a Friday the 13th)
The killings started again and it was soon clear that Jason's mother, Pamela Voorhees, was the murderer.
She took revenge on the coucilers because they didn't pay attention to her child.
The only survivor, Alice, decapitated Pamela.
Jason saw his mother being decapitated and took revenge on everyone who came back to Camp Crystal Lake, he even went down to Manhatten once and he also went into outer space.
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Jason first appeared in the end of Friday the 13th as a deformed half rotting kid that jumped out of the water, this was actually a dream of Alice.
Then he appeared with a brown sack on his head and after that with the hocky mask wich is now pretty much his trademark.
Jason never really runs, but strangely he always manages to keep up with his victims and always manages to get to the hidingplace of the teens before the teens themselves.
The teens always appear to be very stupid in the movies (besides some eceptions)
Stupid teenager examples:
1. The woods are scary, let's go in!
2. All our friends have mysteriously dissapeared, let's have sex!
Oh yeah and Jason never dies, he just keeps coming back and because of that the movie people keep making sequels.
Jason was also resurrected by Freddy Krueger to scare the kids on Elm Street so they would believe in Freddy again.
But Jason just couldn't stop killing the teens on Elm Street, because of this Freddy got mad and decided to take care of Jason himself and thus started the showdown between two great slasher icons.
FUNNY FACT: Whenever people start to have sex in the movies, Jason starts killing.
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A little bit of history:
It was thought that Jason Voorhees had drowned in Crystal Lake when he was 11 years old, because the coucelers weren't paying attention.
A year after that on Friday the 13th two councilers were murdered
The camp got closed but was reopened after a couple of years (On a Friday the 13th)
The killings started again and it was soon clear that Jason's mother, Pamela Voorhees, was the murderer.
She took revenge on the coucilers because they didn't pay attention to her child.
The only survivor, Alice, decapitated Pamela.
Jason saw his mother being decapitated and took revenge on everyone who came back to Camp Crystal Lake, he even went down to Manhatten once and he also went into outer space.
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Jason first appeared in the end of Friday the 13th as a deformed half rotting kid that jumped out of the water, this was actually a dream of Alice.
Then he appeared with a brown sack on his head and after that with the hocky mask wich is now pretty much his trademark.
Jason never really runs, but strangely he always manages to keep up with his victims and always manages to get to the hidingplace of the teens before the teens themselves.
The teens always appear to be very stupid in the movies (besides some eceptions)
Stupid teenager examples:
1. The woods are scary, let's go in!
2. All our friends have mysteriously dissapeared, let's have sex!
Oh yeah and Jason never dies, he just keeps coming back and because of that the movie people keep making sequels.
Jason was also resurrected by Freddy Krueger to scare the kids on Elm Street so they would believe in Freddy again.
But Jason just couldn't stop killing the teens on Elm Street, because of this Freddy got mad and decided to take care of Jason himself and thus started the showdown between two great slasher icons.
FUNNY FACT: Whenever people start to have sex in the movies, Jason starts killing.
And never ever have sex in Jason's movies, seriously he fucking hates that! And you wil just start another killing spree because you couldn't control your hormones.
by dbdragon June 23, 2005
by That_One_Bookworm April 30, 2019
The male contestant on the 13th season of ABC's "The Bachelor". Once deemed a nice guy, he was the first divorced single parent to become the Bachelor. Rose to prominence as the runner-up on the 4th Season of "The Bachelorette" in which contestant Deanna Pappas allowed him to get on his knee to propose before rejecting him. Many people felt sorry for Jason and petitioned him to be the next Bachelor. He's considered a man with a "nice guy" image who became very popular and increased ABC's ratings for the show. However, the controversial events of his season have turned him arguably into one of the most hated contestants ever. He proposes to Melissa Rycroft at the finale, announces in press releases how happily engaged he is shortly thereafter, and then two months later dumps her on national TV for the runner-up Molly Malaney, who eagerly takes him back. The plot was apparently scripted and uncovered by gossip blogger Reality Steve.
"Jason Mesnick, you're such a Bastard" - quote by Melissa Rycroft at the first After the Final Rose ceremony.
by lalalalalashutup123 March 03, 2009
An anti-hero,2nd Robin, Son of Bruce Wayne. Who had massive titties and abnormally huge thigh with hot dump truck.
by Jason’s thick dump truck November 27, 2021
Jason Singh is an incredibly fun guy who can make anybody laugh! Known to be the life of the party. Has slick sense of style and can also rock the naked look. Unfortunately has been through a lot but has made him who he is today. He has a kind heart and and wants the best result in every situation. If only people treated him how nice he treats people. He is very loyal and has strong values, which can sometimes get him into a pickle. If you meet a Jason Singh be sure to treat him right. He is one in a million and you don't want to pass that chance up!
"That person is just like a Jason Singh"
"That party rocked! There totally was a Jason Singh there"
" Why can't you be more like a Jason Singh?"
"That party rocked! There totally was a Jason Singh there"
" Why can't you be more like a Jason Singh?"
by Wonderingwhatsgood February 25, 2010
by Joker2814 January 09, 2019