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Mr jako is a person who attempts to fuck females but gets denied because he has a small penis
"That guy tired to have sex with me, such a Mr Jako
mr jako by Nova 1 ponpeyin August 29, 2017
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jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
jens-jakob by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

Hans Jakob 

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.
That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob
Hans Jakob by Henrkn July 25, 2019

Matilda Janković 

The absolute best and hottest human being to have ever existed in the known universe.
Person 1:Hey i feel cool and hot vibes.
Person 2:Oh Matilda Janković must be around!!

jens jakob 

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"

Rebekah Jankovsky

An narcissistic unfaithful woman who cheats and lies.
Wow you are a Rebekah Jankovsky!