pterodactyl porn

Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.

Son: Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad: I think it's about time for you to watch pterodactyl porn.

by citywokprease February 23, 2012

porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

by benth February 19, 2010

porn fur

Thick chest hair

1. Oh, girl! Did you see his porn fur sticking out the top of his shirt?
2. I love twirling my fingers through his porn fur.
3. He asked me if I wanted him to trim his porn fur. I said no.

by Sleazy_P October 19, 2020

trap porn

It's where you're watching a gif from a porno and its this smoking hot chick then at the end of the gif you find out the chick has a schlong.

Me: Accidentally jerked off to some trap porn last night. Now I'm in love with a tranny.

You: Pre-op or post-op?

Me: Nigga did you even read the definition?!

by jjschlizzle October 27, 2017

porn stash

Also known as the porn that one has stashed to keep ones wife from finding it, suck as burned on dvd or in hidden files on ones computer. Not me but some guy i know.......

self explanitory see definition

by thep1mp April 22, 2005

bro porn

When two or more males satisfy their carnal desires together.

"Yo bro I got some SICK porn for us to jerk it to later"
"Oh hell yeah! Bro porn!"

by caboosesusty April 24, 2017

porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

by lizybee January 6, 2010