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skunk in a basket

A sexual position where 2 people position themselves ass to ass and one person farts into the other person's anus.
Person 1: "Baby, do you want a skunk in a basket?"

Person 2: "aw yeah!"

Person 1: "Alright, bend over!"
by skunkmaster buck June 22, 2009
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Piss in a lake

Something that is rebellious and rude, but also insignificant.
Releasing nuclear waste into outer space isn't really a proper thing to do, but it dirties the environment as much as to piss in a lake.
by Arronon July 21, 2009
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Shit in a blanket

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.
Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009
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Jesus in a lightbulb

The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"

When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."

(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).
by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011
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born in a bunghole

A phrase to insult someone who is dumber than a piece of shit. While being born in a barn may say someone is simple or dumb, born in a bunghole means something much worse.
Uncle Larry: Reggie, did you throw out your sister's dirty diapers?
Reggie: Yep. I put 'em in the 'fridge to keep 'em from stinkin' up the house.
Uncle Larry: Were you born in a bunghole? I told you to stick 'em under the bed!
by von groovy August 18, 2017
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Poo In A Pool

Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.
Guy 1: I actually want you to die.
Guy 2: Mate go Poo in a Pool
by yamumsyadadcreator November 5, 2019
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Shit in a pan stan

A devastating insult that will absolutely devastate the person that you use it against.
Bully: Your a stupid nerd!
Kid: At least I'm not a shit in a pan Stan!
*Crowd goes wild*
by The Unknown Thinker March 10, 2020
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