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Get the heinmoe mug.1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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Going down on a yeasty hole
Going down on a yeasty hole
Bro, that ho ain’t washed so long I went down on her and performed an act of heinekenilingus. Taste like it fresh out da tap.
by #BerdMan March 5, 2019
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by DISGUYRAGHTHIR March 12, 2019
Get the Heinrihs mug.Anything that Andrew says, its most likely to be some dumb shit.. that’s when you know it’s hoein’ season
Andrew: “boys, imma get on em tonight.”
*ends up passing out two beers later*
Everyone knows it’s hoein’ season because he opened his mouth and it was dumb shit.
*ends up passing out two beers later*
Everyone knows it’s hoein’ season because he opened his mouth and it was dumb shit.
by Hoein1season April 16, 2019
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