hooker

A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.

Shit man, that Caddy's got a six-hooker trunk!

by Buttfuck Dynasty April 5, 2016

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

hooters

A group of owles. Owles tend to live in a pack.

Those hooters need to shut the fuck up before I kill the stanky bastards.

by Johnston Reese July 10, 2005

Hookers and Blow

See: Charlie Sheen

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

"The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. My success rate is 100 percent."

'Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."

-Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen loves hookers and blow.

by zzzzzztop March 28, 2011

Hooker Face

A Female with a trashy, slutty, tired, possibly bruised, worn out and sunken look to her face.

That girl might have drugs; she does have a hooker face

by Whoelsewouldhavecomeupwiththis April 26, 2011

Hooler

Urban term for high performance slick in the media field.

It looks as though that production has been put through the Hooler.

by anonymous October 11, 2008

Hooker

1. A derogatory term used towards anyone with a profession in which they sell themselves in exchange for money.

2. An insult meant for a friend.

1. Guy 1 "So did you see the girl I was talking to outside the bar last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah she was a hooker."

2. Guy 1 "Hey dude whats up?"
Guy 2 "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DIRTY STINKY PIRATE HOOKER?"

by Kolt Cunningham January 14, 2009