hookerbyte

A measure used in IT terms are gigabytes of virus infested porn. A term coined by The Anuta

He had four hookerbytes of porn on his machine, no wonder it would not work.

by Fallen Archangel October 21, 2010

Hooker smoke

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.

Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."

by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010

Hobler

(n.) One who commits gross acts of prosecutorial misconduct

(alt.) Hoblered: Unfairly convicted due to prosecutorial misconduct

The prosecutor who put Nelson Mandela in jail is such a Hobler.

I got Hoblered at my hearing today.

by hoblered April 29, 2012

Hoober

A nickname given to a very funny, goofy, loving guy. They always find a way to bring a smile to peoples faces, usually by stupid shitty jokes. A Hoober is usually tall, white, fair skinned, brown hair, energetic, dumb, and very funny. His sense of humor can be a little uncomfortable at first, but get to know him and he's the funniest dude in town. They are loyal, caring, loving, and embracing boyfriends.

Omg Jerry is such a Hoober, he always makes me laugh with his jokes.

by It's_Hoober January 18, 2016

HOOKER MONEY

Money received when when you hooker ex girlfriend loses custody of your kids and has to pay you (the male) child support .

Hey lets use Ruby's HOOKER MONEY to pay for your new shoes.

by 505firefighter September 2, 2016

Mouth hooker

A postitute who only performs fellatio on clients.

Wendy is exclusively a mouth hooker. You'll need to go elsewhere if you want anal, vaginal, or hand relief.

by Onedon Line November 12, 2010

B-holer

When a dog (and sometimes cat or other animal) has a tail that leans or curves over it's body, causing its anus to always be exposed.

Shiba Inus, Akitas, Corgis and Pomeranians are examples of B-holers.

"OMG Look at that dogs butthole", "Yeah hes a real B-holer."

by Malice101 November 18, 2018