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Hood Service 

The opposite of Customer Service.

Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.

These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Customer "Hello, do you carry paper towels?

:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:

Customer "Excuse me, hello?"

:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:

Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
Hood Service by Anonymous56987134 September 4, 2010

keep it hood 

continue representing your area of descent.
usher: "i do it for the ladies... and i gotta keep it hood"
keep it hood by keneechy October 18, 2008

Robnmey Hood 

Pronounced Rob'n'me Hood.
Robnmey is derived from a campaign platform that demands lowering the candidate's personal taxes by millions. The platform also advocates reducing taxes for the richest 2%. These supporters in return are exceptionally generous.
While the proposal is inconsistent with the candidates demands to lower national debt, it does lower the burden on the candidate and supporters to pay their fair share of the debt.
The platform is a hard sell since it advocates reducing basic social/health safety net, increasing taxes for the majority of the public, including the poor and the middle classes, during times when the public is desperate.
The platform also advocates getting rid of many gov regs that require financial responsibility, enforce workers rights, environmental public health protections. When regs can't be avoided the platform supports outsourcing gov jobs to the private sector (and supporters), and to countries with fewer protections for citizens, or where dictatorships can swiftly deal with the problem of unrest.
The hood term is added when the candidate has partially covered up their real identity. E.g., when they are not transparent on how they made their money and how much they have paid in taxes. Lack of transparency is also true of their generous and unanimous donors, who avoid campaign accounting, and spending limits on mud slinging, libel and slander.
If Robnmey Hood wins I'll be so rich when I win the lottery.
Robnmey Hood by mlhiss August 7, 2012

Calum Hood 

The sensation Calum Hood is an amazingly talented singer, song-writer and bassist. He is a cute lil squish and he makes everyone and everything his bitch without even trying. He is such an inspection to so many people and he is against homophobia and toxic masculinity. And he is also DADDY AS FUCK. And radiates BIG DICK ENERGY.
Person 1: Yo who is that extremely handsome daddy overthere?

Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.

Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.

Person 2: Same shister

Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU

Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
Calum Hood by Fuck me Calum April 8, 2019

Calum Thomas hood 

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean
Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality
Calum Thomas hood by 05..23 May 25, 2019

Haps in da hood 

What's going on in the neighborhood
Jim: Hey Mary whats the Haps in da hood

Mary: Little D got capped up in tha hood last week