Handi Tard

Someone that is so dumb, it is in fact impossible to explain to them exactly how dumb they are.

Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.

"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"

"you are such a handi tard!"

by TheItalianStallionnn January 14, 2010

Handicappist

One who is "racist" against people who are handicapped.

Jade hates that guy because he is deaf. She is a handicappist.

by lackeyattackey April 12, 2011

Handiclap

Having a curable venereal disease, which might seem to be a disability, but conveniently gets you out of an unwanted relationship.

Joe's handiclap helped scare Amanda away after constant rejection had failed to make her leave him alone.

by dasbike July 29, 2011

Handicap Handjob

The use of feet on the male genitalia during sex without the use of hands.

“Brooo, did you hear Rhett got a Handicap Handjob from Sam last night, she used both feet!”

by Jkmnopqrs June 4, 2019

handi-clapped

a person who is challenged in the action of clapping their hands, due to either an injury to one or both of the hands or the person's level of intelligence.

1.In hurting her hand the hippie became handi-clapped
2. Don't make fun of that kid, he's totally handi-clapped bro.

by DarkChocoFriendOreo December 9, 2008

Handicupped

1. A girl with a cup size smaller than most and could be even described as handicapped because of it.
2. An extremely useful cup.

1. "Hey Michael, did you see that girl yesterday?"
"Yeah dude, she was totally handicupped, could've even been a negative size"
"Right on, man."
2. "WOW! this is an extremely useful cup that I'm drinking from!"

by MysterFox July 23, 2011

Hannitize

Convert to Sean Hannity's political way of thinking, to his specific type of political conservatism

Can I Hannitize you or is it meaningless?

by Sexydimma April 6, 2021