Totoro Hand-Job

When one gets a hand-job from a large hairy man at a bus stop on a rainy day.

Man, Matt was so happy when it finally rained. He'd been waiting for a Totoro Hand-Job for, like, 3 weeks.

by AmericaManofAmerica February 25, 2014

Hotdogs & Handjobs

A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.

*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.

At Hotdogs & Handjobs, there is NEVER an unsatisfied customer.

by thejesssays October 15, 2008

riverboat style hand job

When a girl gives you a hand job using both hands. Fist the right up the shaft then the left....repeat. Kind of like milking a cow only there is only one teat.

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a regular or riverboat style hand job.

by Bobby Poppe September 17, 2006

Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

by PJFRESH February 8, 2009

Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

Handjo

A handjob while playing the banjo.

There once was a boy on a train

Who pondered the source of his pain

He desired a handjo

But misplaced his banjo

And so his dreams went down the drain

by SasquatchWithaWristwatch October 22, 2011

Champagne Hand Job

When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.

Holy shit that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!

by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010