We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.
She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Hammered Beefmug. "That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 20, 2008
Get the hammer tankedmug. by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
Get the Hammer Methodmug. Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
Get the Hormel Hammermug. "I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
by Lavabite October 26, 2020
Get the The Bammer Hammermug. by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021
Get the Hammer-crackermug. This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.
e.g instead of "oh my god!"
e.g instead of "oh my god!"
by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
Get the Rats hammersmug.