Grease crease

Grease crease is the crease in-between the thighs and buttocks/hips from a front vantage point generally visible while a female is seated. This majetic sighting is more prominent on thicker women.

The praxis of sliding your phalanges inside of the Grease Crease while shellacking your bae from the back will warrant a euphoric sensation.

by Phillyman215 December 29, 2016

greafe

Someone who doesn’t understand that you are telling a joke and takes it seriously.

John: *Tells a joke*
Joey: Hey that’s a funny joke you should tell Chase that one
John: No, he’s gonna take it seriously again
Joey: You’re right he’s a total greafe

by Y0u kn0w wh0 1 am November 20, 2020

Axle Grease

any stiff pomade for the hair

at Hair Force One...

- Haircut Sir?
- Do you have any stiff pomade for my kind of hair?
- no, but you will find some good machine shops around the corner where you can buy some axle grease for a good price.

by William Warney April 23, 2011

Sneaky Greaser

The act of jerking off into a porno magazine, shutting it, then giving it back.

Yo bro, why'd you give my mag a sneaky greaser?!

by limabravo October 20, 2018

GREAM

Gream(n,v) is a combination of human semen and gravy. It may be used as a verb meaning to simultaneously ejaculate and pour gravy on a willing participant.

noun- Would you like gream on your mashed potatoes?(the answer is always no)

Verb-The old man greamed on his wife to fulfill her birthday wishes.

by The Intellectuals April 22, 2010

grease

Fast food.

There's nothing to eat, wanna go get some grease?

by JenThe80'sFan May 4, 2004

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008