1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*

*fire*

*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”

And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.

Goose it by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 19, 2023

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goose butter

goose butter is not around the females vagina or around the males cock, it is the sweat that accumulates under and around a woman's breasts after sweating perfusely. Goose butter tends to carry a strong odor and never tastes good.It is a subspecies of the duck butter substance seeing that duck butter smells and tastes stronger.

Bitch you need to take a shower and get that goose butter off your titties before i go to town!

goose butter by Slim Baby January 5, 2006

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goose far var

A phrase bringing tranquilty and serenity to an angry mind.

Used by Jack Nicholson:

Example:

Wife: "Honey I just wrecked the Porche!!"

Husband:"WHATTTTTT?"

Wife:"C'mon baby, goose far var"

Husband:"Geez... I'm better now!"

goose far var by Kenny Chapman, Tim Sibley June 1, 2006

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goose neck

When a males shaft is not hard
like how a gooses neck looks

oh, that guy was goose neckin' it!!!

goose neck by air re kah February 20, 2008

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