goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

goober

means a silly little fella, or a cute little guy. commonly used to describe an animal

aww that cat is such a goober! so joyous and silly.

by SoupstRR December 28, 2023

goober

racially motivated slur towards people with half lung

Your mom is such a goober

by Crabitchpeanut March 11, 2022

Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car

“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”

by goofygoober6942069 March 11, 2023

Goober

A woman who like to manipulate and hurt men to inflate her ego

Man this ho a goober. If you like her you might get a bunch of hurt feelings.

by Reno0602 March 19, 2024

Gooberating

Gooberating (To be Gooberated, To Gooberate, To Goob, To be Goobing) is used to describe a certain level of high. Specifically used to describe the ultimate level of being high.

"I may or may not be Gooberating."
"Bro I'm so fucking Gooberated."
"I'm trying to Gooberate tonight."
"Bro I'm about to Goob."
"You're actually Goobing."

by BigC_ May 5, 2024

boob goober

When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.

Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober

by TheUrbanGuy4Life January 1, 2024