goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 08, 2011

Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy

Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober

by uncleegooberrrr September 05, 2022

Goober Lips

A typical construction worker who can't understand what the FUCK is going on....or if the are a meesly peasant, hobo, anyone with tats on their face, and all around pot lickers! Especially, PoT liCkeRs! And you never want a helper names charles....

"Hey where'd you get them?" What? "THEM BIG OL GOOBER LIPS!"

"Gooberlips, go get some materials!"
"Richard S."

by Spitonitpaw September 05, 2018

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 April 03, 2018

Deadass a whole goober

To be a a goofball

Vladimir Putin is deadass a whole goober

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 26, 2022

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008

Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 03, 2024