Gitare 

The gitare is a mythological creature known to local western Korean villagers to cause mischief during the night. He is known to resemble a small muscular man with extremely furry legs and big pointy teeth. Some say he is never to be trusted. If actually seen napping during the day one is instructed to capture it by whatever means necessary, and immediately see that he is returned to the nearest pineapple nest. Pineapples are known to cause the creature to go into a deep sleep. If approached by a gitare you must not do anything that he requests. Any statements made by any gitare should surely be doubted.

Get off that hammock and quit acting like a gitare!

Gitare by Jawatech July 18, 2010

guitar guy alley 

a small location where guitar guys congregate.

outside the entryway to Illinois Central College is a total guitar guy alley

guitar guy alley by voodoo170 October 8, 2010

Guitar hug

A hug over guitar between two musicians after an epic, badass performance.

Guy #1: That song with Dave Matthews and Marcus Mumford, that was insane!
Guy #2: The guitar hug was deserved at the end.

Guitar hug by LG543 May 18, 2014

Guitard 

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

Guitard by Commandman7 May 28, 2014

ghiam 

A wanna be Cuban saxophone player. You will never see him without rice . He likes to rub fried bananas all over his giant forehead while watching fifty shades of grey and listening to twilight

I should ghiam tonight because I have no one to talk to

ghiam by NotDavidSigh May 7, 2016

giita 

A word usually used to describe someone who suffers from severe emotional distress, mental distress or anxiety as a response to a sudden and saddening experience.

Alternatively, its used to describe extreme low temperatures ( yes, below 0 kelvin) or heat death: a state of no thermodynamic free energy , meaning, the complete absence of life.

For example: " ughhh . .. dude, you're so giita !! "

or

"dont go all giita on me !! "

giita by Za_Wayd June 21, 2016

Guitar Hero 

When you're jammin so hard the guitar accidentally gets stuck up your ass and you have to call your mom to get it out but she gets the guitar stuck up her ass too. Then you have have to call autistic midgets to get it out but they cant reach your ass.

Bro me and my mom had a guitar hero last night

Guitar Hero by Window Licker 6 9 June 16, 2018