get turtle

attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.

While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.

by Padge1982 September 7, 2010

Get the whacks

To catch hands, fight, or hit someone. “Whack” is often used as a onomatopoeia when someone is hit by something or someone.

“I gave that bitch the whacks”

“Jason is about to get the whacks if he keeps talkin shit”

by P-Cone November 27, 2019

Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".

Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.

by dreepos March 30, 2023

Get long

Slang for getting drunk.

Ayo bro, wanna get long later tonight?

by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021

gets wind of

begin to suspect that (something) is happening; hear a rumor of

How will Tonya react when she gets wind of the news that Alice won the talent show.

by CassCat101 January 3, 2017

get trunk

"trump drunk" the quality of being so inebriated that a DJT presidency seems like a reasonable option to go home with.

alternatively, being so plastered that you stay up til 3am posting to social media about perceived sleights, no matter how trivial.

"What are your goals for the New Year?"
"To get trunk every day"

by Alec N Diaz January 7, 2017

GET NOSCOPED

The most legendary gamer term of all time, tased on for generations from our fathers and his fathers before him... This term is the most sought after, epic, and boss term of all time. Having the honor to use this is beyond none other. The shiver that runs up your spine lets you know, that you just hit that shot, you were recording, and your friends were watching you. This term however, is very overused, it saddens the community when an 8-year-old squeaker shouts this from the rooftops as he plunges off a building. This term has not been used in centuries, it is gone but not forgotten.

Over voice chat.

<swagsnipes420> THATS RIGHT!!! GET NOSCOPED!!!

<HotAndIcy> never tarnish that slogan you imbecile

<ReadEmAndWeep> please no
<goldforall> never forget...

by PolishDom November 4, 2020