Genitanglia

A paralyzing condition in which the subject's (male) undergarments become inexplicably entwined with his genitals (usually, but not limited to "the bag") usually beginning with mild discomfort but if left unchecked will become increasingly disabling and in some cases crippling.

Examples of such issues occur when said undergarments are worn to bed, after perspiration, or whilst driving on a hot day.

Q:"what are you doing reaching down your pants?+"

A:"making some adjustments, right awful genitanglia just then."

by lorazipan April 17, 2013

Genitalia five

the act of slapping one's genitalia against the genitalia of another in a triumphant or celebratory fashion
most commonly in the context of sexual innuendo

sexual innuendo... Sexual in-your-endo
hiiigghhhoooo

*genitalia five*

by Gemma Talia August 29, 2013

genital hitler

It's when you shave a hitler tash into your pubes.

Dude, that girl last night had a total genital hitler, so I gave her three fingers.

by European Bob the Third October 17, 2013

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

genittally

As in reference to the genitals. Coined first by modern poets and artists in New York, NY. (also in upstate NY)

Genittally speaking, it's nuts. Like a new mandemic.

by modern wubsmith December 30, 2015

genitoo

A genitoo is a tattoo in the genital area.

I just got a genitoo yesterday, it hurt a lot but looks awesome! Wanna see it?

by Feuuu March 24, 2016

Genital Tagged

When some posts a picture of them and someone else with one or both of them tagged in the others crotch. This is to heavily imply that either the poster wants to have sex with the other or they already have.

OMG, grace genital tagged Brian do you think they did it?

by UrbanMel November 26, 2016